I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
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- Sunny: Instead of urbandictionary there should be ratchetdictionary for them stupid hoes.
- Hey I just met you.
- And this is crazy.
- But wow fantastic baby.
- Boomshakalaka with me maybe.
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Jeff Bernat | Slow Dance ♥
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Title: Everybody Talks
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Neon Trees | Everybody Talks
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I wish we could start over.
1 day ago on May 29, 2012 at 04:18pm
- mom: who is oppa and why are you crying
“you’re so hot,” i whispered
as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
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Title: I Can't Stop
Artist: Flux Pavillion
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Flux Pavillion | I Can’t Stop
- friend: someone told me you look like an owl
- me: who?
- the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
5 days ago on May 25, 2012 at 11:59am
